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  1. Twozup

    Bike or Car

    Right i need to go to work for few hrs and I've a 55 mile commute one way It's wet, blowing a Hoolie and roads covered in shit and it's gonna be dark and unlit on the country A roads that take me back home again for 95% of the journey. Car or Bike Why oh why oh why am I wanting to go on the...
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    The Sherman Tanks have finally flipped it...

    Sherman finally flipped the lid with these things. I'm usually pretty open to other people's choice of bikes (except the Lawyer / Accountant types who buy a Harley and become badass bro's (dude) etc etc But this? Really?? Pffrrrrt! Dirty Bird Concepts First Girl To Ride A 30 Bagger - YouTube...
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    Helmet!

    Couldn't resist- it looks even better in the flesh Popped some tags and hid it from the Mrs (we need a new mattress) It's my dirty little secret [emoji85][emoji86][emoji87] Can I have a few weeks in Lanzarote for Christmas this year please.
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    Winterized

    Fitted heated grips last week ( the expensive Oxford ones) Now I know I'm getting old but Fook Me they're bloody great! If like me you're thinking about it- just do it. Seriously what a bloody difference. Wish I'd fitted them years ago instead of the usual macho bullshit of riding with summer...
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    Anyone got Trading Standards number?

    Bloody pikeys ripping the general public off again Turns out the Wall of Death isn't quite the wall of death at all!! BBC News - Cornwall 'wall of death' stuntman airlifted to hospital Guy fell off it and walked away uninjured. Think the crowd will get their money back? Sent from my mind...
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    Some days your head's just not in it....

    Got back from the Ireland trip at beginning of the week I had an absolute ball of a time there. Sunshine and excellent roads and scenery all weekend. Sun was out here yesterday too so took the bike to work and had first run out since getting back to Scotch Land. Took the road from Stirling to...
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    Off to Ireland

    It's Friday 11am and I'm sitting on the ferry at Troon sipping a double espresso (pinkie out obviously) waiting on the boat leaving thinking about all you poor sods at work as I head for the Emerald Isle with a two day clear weather window..... Heading north around the coast to Malin Head then...
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    Re-Gearing

    I'm going to be replacing my rear tyre within next month or so and was toying with notion of gearing down the bike ie losing some top end speed for low down grunt (something I've done previously on other bikes and what a difference!) Anyone did it to the 09 yet? I don't use the top speed much...
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    Crazy Caravanist...

    This happened on way to work yesterday I don't usually do the YouTube thingy but I felt the need to share this.... http://youtu.be/AXPeyt_w3Bo
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    MT09 and why I love it

    Thought I'd post something positive about the bike There's been a general trend towards kicking the bike when it's down on here recently I just love my bike. It's little niggles it's not quite perfect finish it's lite traits are all far outweighed by what this bike is for me- FUN!!!!!!!! And...
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    FS Genuine Street Rallye seat

    Gen yam SR Seat Seat base made from solid platinum with genuine gold overlay all encased in prepreg carbon fibre for extra strength and protection Foam made from the tail and mane of a unicorn lovingly trimmed off by dusky skinned virgins Seat cover genuine Silk reinforced with Kevlar strands...
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    Thaigate

    I was off the Forum for a month or so and missed the whole thaigate affair. Looks like threads have been deleted. Can someone give me the abridged version by PM? Keep seeing references in MTAccount's posts amongst others and my nose is bothering me! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Getting my face painted

    Been told by my 5yo that I've to attend her school fete today and get my face painted (which I'm all for as her teacher doing the painting and she's bang tidy- shirt skirts heels odd flash of holdup too at the Xmas nativity play last year!) My dilemma is what kind of animal do I get?? Serious...
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    Ross Knob-le on MT

    Just seen this goon on an MT09 doing the TT Circuit on Mona's Isle on the One Show Fair play he lifted the front a few times:-) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Twoz is back

    Did you miss me? Finally getting back to near normal thought I'd drop by say hello to some old knobbers! What have I missed? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    New colour?

    My 5yr old daughter said las night that my bike was "Irn Bru Orange" We try so hard to give them a good upbringing but I guess she has Scottish Ned (chav) in her blood. Bless her! Click [HERE] then {HERE}
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    The Dreaded Lurgy

    Lying in bed ATM it's 1040am beautiful glorious day no wind hardly a cloud in the sky and a dry track but I'm ill! One of my kids passed on the bastard lurgy and I was up all night with a fever sweat pouring out and getting into that horrible place in your head when you start thinking about...
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    Price of stuff

    I'm getting more and more hacked off at the usual suspects hitting us with prices that are a bit out of order in my opinion Huggers/ Sliders/ seat cowls/ brake levers/ rad guards etc It's becoming more obvious the companies flogging us these extras are pricing in accordance with what others...
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    God lives here......

    I really am lucky to live where I do. When the sun shines and the temp rises I've got some of the nicest most scenic roads around! Finished work early got the bike out and had a run from my home along the A82 Loch Lomond road, onto the A83 at Arrochar on the Gaer Loch, up the Rest and Be...
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    Racing Leg-Ends

    Who or what is your best memory from the world of bike racing? Mine was watching Niall MacKenzie and Jamie Whitam going hammer and tongs with each other at Knockhill on the Cadburys Boost Yamahas. Whitam sliding it in to the hairpin sideways lap after lap after lap will never leave me...


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