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An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid.

Hi everyone, 1st post - just bought an ex demo Tracer (800 miles) as my everyday bike which I'll be doing about 10k year a year on. First impressions are really good but early days. Bike came with a few factory extra's but I'm just starting to think about getting it right for me. I will be...