What is it they say about a pig, you can eat every bit apart from the squeak. You could certainly feed a family of four on bollox alone lol. Bet he was not much of a sprinter, a grunter and a shunter.
Genuine photo after going round a car boot sale and seeing this guy picking up a clear bargain with this empty suitcase. Seeing he was carrying a helmet I had see what his plan was, with the thought he'd give it to a mate who had a car?
I entitled my masterpiece 'ambitious'