Jan 11, 2017 #1 LewFZ1 0 Joined Oct 9, 2015 Messages 497 Reaction score 1 Points 0 Location La Sauvetat de Dropt An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid.
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid.
Jan 12, 2017 #2 Sven 0 Joined Mar 9, 2016 Messages 85 Reaction score 2 Points 8 Location Norwich I went to the zoo. They had a crusty loaf in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and was told it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo. They had a crusty loaf in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and was told it was bread in captivity.
Jan 12, 2017 #3 LewFZ1 0 Joined Oct 9, 2015 Messages 497 Reaction score 1 Points 0 Location La Sauvetat de Dropt We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work
Jan 12, 2017 #4 Sven 0 Joined Mar 9, 2016 Messages 85 Reaction score 2 Points 8 Location Norwich I went to a zoo last week, there was only one animal. It was a shih tzu.
Jan 12, 2017 #5 Stripy 0 Joined Sep 28, 2013 Messages 706 Reaction score 0 Points 0 Location Manchester UK Man gos to doctor, "Doctor, doctor, i have got some lettuce sticking out of my back passage!" Doctor: "Not good, thats just the tip of the Iceberg"
Man gos to doctor, "Doctor, doctor, i have got some lettuce sticking out of my back passage!" Doctor: "Not good, thats just the tip of the Iceberg"
Jan 13, 2017 #6 Sven 0 Joined Mar 9, 2016 Messages 85 Reaction score 2 Points 8 Location Norwich Somebody complemented me on my driving the other day, they left a note on my windscreen which said "Parking Fine", which I thought was nice of them...
Somebody complemented me on my driving the other day, they left a note on my windscreen which said "Parking Fine", which I thought was nice of them...
