Anyone fancy a bum ?

[flydnb]

Il be at the toilets at fleet on the m3 northbound side at 8.00pm prompt , knock on the third cubicle and say i want a bum .

 

[PaulG]

No thanks.
My bum is working fine.The doctors recently stuck a camera up it and confirmed this is true.

 

[Triple Trouble]

Damn it. Due to the clocks going back I missed the rendezvous

 

[Milo Minderbinder]

No thanks.
My bum is working fine.The doctors recently stuck a camera up it and confirmed this is true.

I fell for that one once too - turned out out he wasn't a Doctor at all, but a bricklayer named Brian and that was no camera. Bloody nice bloke though !

 

[Twozup]

I prefer front bums.



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[flydnb]

I prefer young boys bums.



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Yeah i know you do.

 

[Twozup]

Yeah me too Twoz.

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[flydnb]

Ha ha ha nice.

 

[Cobweb]

I knocked and said "I want a bum" and some Arab looking bloke handed me a bomb.......I wish these bastards would learn to speak English

 

[Twozup]

I knocked and said "I want a bum" and some Arab looking bloke handed me a bomb.......I wish these bastards would learn to speak English

I misread the OP as "anyone fancy a BUN"
Imagine my surprise after knocking on the door asking for a big fat sticky creamy one
I wasn't best pleased I'll tell you


Classic Street Tracker project underway for winter......

 

[Triple Trouble]

I misread the OP as "anyone fancy a BUN"
Imagine my surprise after knocking on the door asking for a big fat sticky creamy one
I wasn't best pleased I'll tell you


Classic Street Tracker project underway for winter......

Pmsl. Good job u didn't ask for jam and nuts lol