Birdy
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There are some VERY attractive sheep around here... bit of lippy on them, sorted !The land where men are men and sheep are nervous
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this one speaks quite highly of you old bean.......There are some VERY attractive sheep around here... bit of lippy on them, sorted !
Birdy
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EXACTLY.... go on tell me that doesnt do it for you .... the wooly little minx....
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yep, best enjoy it now tho cos when THEY take over it will be forced to wear a burka......
Damn, if I'd have known about sheep in stockings I would have just moved to Wales and not all the way to Australia!!
I didn't want my daughters ending up being Muslim and wearing burkas so I got out!!
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Motley
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You people are sick...sick I tells ya!
Cypher
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An anecdote from somewhere on the interwebz:
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A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,
and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when
they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive
them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon
returning home, falls knackered into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look
out of the window.. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep
are lying in the grass.
'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.'
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A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,
and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when
they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive
them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon
returning home, falls knackered into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look
out of the window.. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep
are lying in the grass.
'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.'
Triple Trouble
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I just pissed myself lol
MT-09 Wheelie Wheelie mental.....!
MT-09 Wheelie Wheelie mental.....!
Motley
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Yeah, old age will do that to ya.