stevecbr
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As some of you seem to have a twisted sense of humour, lets start a joke thread!
While watching Nigella's latest cookery programme, my wife moaned, "I'll never look as good as that."
"Don't be silly," I said. "With a bit of make up and camera trickery, you'd be identical."
"Really?" she asked, perking up. "I could look like Nigella?"
"Oh, sorry," I replied. "I thought you were talking about that potato."
While watching Nigella's latest cookery programme, my wife moaned, "I'll never look as good as that."
"Don't be silly," I said. "With a bit of make up and camera trickery, you'd be identical."
"Really?" she asked, perking up. "I could look like Nigella?"
"Oh, sorry," I replied. "I thought you were talking about that potato."